It’s right in front of the doorway of the supply closet. Tomás Perez, head of Perez Accounting, said an old oak door, with a brass knob, appeared overnight in his office. In other news, a series of one-sided doors have begun appearing around town. Not so you can help overthrow StrexCorp, of course! Not that at all. Nope! I would never want to bring down the malevolent mmm – benevolent corporation that owns our station! In fact, if you see Tamika Flynn, you should probably follow her, and listen closely to what she says to you. She won’t be there, and thus could not possibly organize any community insurgency at all! She’s a fugitive, wanted for destruction of StrexCorp property, and we wouldn’t want her to show up and ruin our parade day by leading a helicopter rebellion against what she calls – her words, not mine – “a dystopian corpocratic regime.” There will be some special guests, that are not teenage fugitives named Tamika Flynn. There will be lots of things happening! Planned things, strategic things. Remember how I told you about the not-at-all-secret parade today at the location we discussed via radio? Remember I publicly announced today’s parade at that specific location? And I announced it, not in a tapped-out code underneath the basketball highlights, but completely in a clear and spoken language? We want everyone at today’s parade, at that time and place we discussed. Guess what day it is today, listeners! It’s parade day! Act like the entire cycle of life and death and change and rebirth.
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